Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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