Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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