...so i touched it.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
the raccoons are back...
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