just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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