I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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