Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
That accounts for only three of the penises
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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