Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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