I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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