That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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