Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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