What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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