bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
