Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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