I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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