i think my tv is drunk
can u get pink eye on your cock?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
