everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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