okay pat passed out under dana's car
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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