great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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