He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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