Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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