"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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