I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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