some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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