is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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