yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You ruined the universe
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
