even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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