yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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