I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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