I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I think i got beer on your cat.
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