jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Watching her eat just hurts me
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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