So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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