He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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