i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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