wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I can't turn off my feet"
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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