Well apparently he's into motor boating.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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