He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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