piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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