WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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