We should be called the Road Head Warriors
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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