dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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