First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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