I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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