have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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