he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I have fence marks all over my body
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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