Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
