Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He keeps bees of course he's weird
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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