i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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