So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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