let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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