Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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