sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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