so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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