So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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